"Thank you, it's good to be with you.First of all , let me thank Pastor ------------ for letting us come in and present the work."
" I got saved in April of 1995 while a sailor stationed in San Diego. I have been in church a long time, like most of you, and like most of you I have sat there in the pew while a complete stranger stood before us and did what I am about to do; try and convince people he does not know to give him money, basically forever."
"I've seen them and so have you. The guy rolls in in a car that only got there by divine intervention. He comes in with his herd of kids who are squirmy from being in the car all day because he drove 7 or 8 hours to be at church that night. I've sat in the pew and done exactly what you are doing right now; analyzing, assessing, and judging whether this guy and his worn-out wife and squirmy kids meet my approval. Is he funny? Is he personable? What Bible college did he graduate from? Is he sufficiently burdened? Does his wife wear a dress, and how long is it? I've analyzed these guys from a hundred different angles and disqualified my fair share of them, just like some of you have already disqualified me. Maybe I take their prayer card, and maybe I don't. Maybe I take their prayer card and I lose it or my kid writes all over it, or I just forget. Maybe I stick it in my Bible in one of the minor prophets, almost guaranteeing it will be a while before I see it. And whether I approve or not, that guy gets out of church that night, pours his family into their decrepit car,and does it all over again with a completely different set of strangers tomorrow night. Statistically, he'll do this for about three years.at about 500 different churches."
"I know nobody talks about this. I'm supposed to come in here, and say the exact same thing we said at the last church while my wife tries to pretend to be interested like she is hearing it for the first time. I'm supposed to show you pictures of crowds of natives, and talk about the country where we are trying to go. I'm supposed to give you facts and figures like population and how many of them are unreached for Christ. I am supposed to appear broken for the natives, although being genuinely broken for a people every night for 3 years is almost emotionally impossible. I am supposed to be super-spiritual.I am supposed to use every salesman trick in the book to woo you out of some of your money."
"I'm not going to do any of those things. I am going to give you every reason not to support us, and then give you the one reason why you should."
"So here are some reasons to not support us. I'm not always the husband, or father, or church member that I should be. I can be sort of petty and am very impatient. I do read my Bible all the time, but there are huge chunks of it that I don't understand. I preach in public. I never finished Bible Institute. I have friends in the ministry that you probably don't like. My kids sometimes misbehave, and my wife and I sometimes don't get along. I get prideful, and I get loud.Oh, one more thing, when I give you the one reason why you should support us, I'm going to take a Bible verse out of context to do it."
"Now that we have all that out of the way, the Bible says In Isaiah 6:8
"Also I heard the voice of the Lord, saying , Whom shall I send , and who will go for us? Then said I, Here am I; send me." That is the one reason that you should support us; we are willing to go in your stead. We will be the ones that will separate ourselves from family so you don't have to. We are the ones that will do without modern conveniences so that you can stay here. I agree with you that a national pastor could probably do a better job, in fact, almost anybody here could probably do a better job, but the difference between us and all the qualified people is that we are willing to go. We are giving you the chance of a lifetime,a chance to get involved in a great work of God without any serious inconvenience to you. We are workers, and we are going to work. The word of God will be preached, the gospel will be proclaimed, and the saints will be edified.You can help make our ministry possible without ever leaving the comfort of your hometown. You don't have to quit your job, you don't have to sell your house, we'll go in your place. All we want is your money, and we want it for as long as we are on the field."
"Well, that's my pitch; at least a dozen reasons against, and one reason for. We are the Alford family, and we are going to _______. Thank you for your time."