Thursday, July 3, 2014
Tuesday, July 1, 2014
Bi-Vocational
"And he went out from thence, and came into
his own country; and his disciples
follow him. And when the sabbath day
was come , he began to teach in the synagogue: and many hearing
him were astonished , saying , From whence hath
this man these things? and what wisdom
is this which is given unto him, that
even such mighty works are
wrought by his hands? Is not this the carpenter, the
son of Mary , the brother of James, and Joses, and
of Juda, and Simon? and are
not his
sisters here with us? And they
were offended at him." Mark 6:1-3
The Bible says in Mark 6 that in his hometown, when he began to teach and preach, the people that had known him knew him as 'the carpenter'. The obvious implication from that is that Jesus was, after all, a carpenter, and that he had done it long enough or often enough that his reputation was that he was 'the carpenter'. The old joke is that people get into the ministry because they don't want to plow, but Jesus didn't have that problem. He was separate from sinners and undefiled, but not too good to work. I don't claim to be privy to all that is involved in being a carpenter during those times, but I'm assuming that it manual labor like it is now. Despite being the express image of God, Jesus Christ wasn't too good to plane his own boards and drive his own nails. He could produce food supernaturally, but that he wasn't ashamed to labor and sweat and get tired. This makes perfect sense when you consider that when you first see God in the bible, he's working. It makes perfect sense since, before the Fall, he told Adam to work. God is a working, labouring God. Not only is work not a curse, but working apparently doesn't degrade you as a minister. It wasn't beneath the dignity of Jesus Christ to be 'bi-vocational'.
I went to a preachers fellowship once and at the beginning of the meeting they asked all of the preachers to stand up. I stood up. They went around the room and all of us introduced ourselves and told what church we were from. Afterwards somebody approached me and asked me where I ministered at. I told them that I was a street preacher and gave them the name of my church. They said "Uh yeah, that standing up and introducing thing? That was for real preachers. You know, pastors, evangelists, full time guys. I'm sure you understand." I checked my impulse to wallop the guy and assured him that I did understand and that I wouldn't make that mistake again. We certainly get some strange ideas about the ministry sometimes.
I know what the Bible says about how you shouldn't "muzzle the ox that treads out the corn" and how "they which preach the gospel should live of the gospel" and I've heard the same pompousness and scorn that you probably have against bi-vocational minsters . I've heard them called 'part-time preachers'. There is absolutely no scriptural backing for such an attitude. After all, Jesus Christ apparently drove a nail or two in his day. When presented with this fact, some will l say that Jesus only worked a secular job until he began his ministry, then he , of course, went full-time. Presumably he had 'arrived' like them and was now a 'real preacher'. Let's look at the Apostle Paul then.
In Acts 18, we see in the life of Paul that "After these things Paul departed from Athens, and came to Corinth; And found a certain Jew named Aquila, born in Pontus, lately come from Italy, with his wife Priscilla; (because that Claudius had commanded all Jews to depart from Rome:) and came unto them. And because he was of the same craft, he abode with them, and wrought : for by their occupation they were tentmakers. And he reasoned in the synagogue every sabbath, and persuaded the Jews and the Greeks." He was of the "same craft" and "wrought". Nine chapters or so after being 'called to preach', Paul was still making tents to make ends meet and pay for his living expenses and his ministry. Being a working man didn't keep him from preaching, and it didn't make him any less of a preacher.
Do not let the brethren or the devil ( who appear to be in league with each other some times) beat you up if you get up every morning and go to work to pay your bills and feed your family, as if somehow you are entangled with the world or a second-class minister. If you take care of the things in life you are commanded to take care of (1 Tim 5:8) and preach when the opportunity presents itself, you have done what the Bible commands and you have nothing to be ashamed of. If your ministry supports you, you should thank God that you are allowed to do the work of the ministry full time. You also ought to really do it full-time, by the way. Your life is made possible because somebody else gets up and goes to work and takes part of what they earn and gives it to you. Your opportunity costs them something. Act like it. They do that so that you can labour, not so you can sleep in and go play golf with your preacher buddies. You ought to work at least as hard as anybody that contributes to your ministry, because the truth is, you owe them. But if it doesn't work out that way, and you still go to work every day, you haven't done anything wrong.
I have a friend named Jack who lives in Wisconsin. Jack and his wife are publick ministers, and they have never managed to garner any significant financial support. Every year, Jack works a job in Wisconsin and he and his wife live very frugally until they save up 10 or 12 thousand dollars. He then quits his job and they travel around the country preaching until the money runs out. When the money runs out they start all over. Jack's perspective is that the Bible does not say 'Go ye into all the world and somebody else will foot the bill'. Along the same lines,I am a fully-funded evangelist. I acheive my fully-funded-ness by getting up and going to work. I pay my bills, I feed my kids, I support other ministries financially, and I take whatever is left over and I fund myself. I work overtime to buy gospel tracts, or to put gas in a vehicle to go minister. That's not a burden, it's an honor.
We have such a warped perspective that if we go somewhere to minister and we don't get an offering, we feel as if we have been wronged somehow Nobody owes you anything for preaching or singing or praying or encouraging or edifying. What's wrong with paying your own way? What's wrong with putting gas in your car, and giving your time, your gifts, your energy to a bunch of people , saved or lost from whom you will receive absolutely nothing in return? What's wrong with being 'bi-vocational'?
2 Corinthians 8 says "Moreover, brethren, we do you to wit of the grace of God bestowed on the churches of Macedonia; How that in a great trial of affliction the abundance of their joy and their deep poverty abounded unto the riches of their liberality. For to their power, I bear record , yea, and beyond their power they were willing of themselves; Praying us with much intreaty that we would receive the gift, and take upon us the fellowship of the ministering to the saints. And this they did, not as we hoped , but first gave their own selves to the Lord, and unto us by the will of God." Great works of God are not only financed by carpenters and tent makers and people that work at Wal-Mart and people that fix air-conditioners, but great works of God are also performed by such people who feed their families and pay their bills and pay other people's bills and keep their cars running and pray and weep and give and preach. I have seen people fawn over the big-name evangelist, but let me let you in on a little secret; he doesn't exist. There is no such thing as a big-name preacher. He is a big pile of damaged goods that God , in his mercy, allows to serve, and if both of you are obeying the Bible, neither of you is doing any more for God than the other.
You may look at the guy with the big ministry in the spotlight and say to yourself that, by comparison, God isn't using you. Says who?
I recently preached a Sunday night service and afterwards a young girl wanted to speak to me. She went on and on about what a help the message was ( which makes me very uncomfortable, but I haven't figured out a way to politely make them stop) and she began to fawn a bit. She acted like it was a big honor to talk to me, but the truth is, she is more important than I am, and it was an honor for her to take her time to talk to me. Let's keep some perspective, shall we?
The Bible says in Mark 6 that in his hometown, when he began to teach and preach, the people that had known him knew him as 'the carpenter'. The obvious implication from that is that Jesus was, after all, a carpenter, and that he had done it long enough or often enough that his reputation was that he was 'the carpenter'. The old joke is that people get into the ministry because they don't want to plow, but Jesus didn't have that problem. He was separate from sinners and undefiled, but not too good to work. I don't claim to be privy to all that is involved in being a carpenter during those times, but I'm assuming that it manual labor like it is now. Despite being the express image of God, Jesus Christ wasn't too good to plane his own boards and drive his own nails. He could produce food supernaturally, but that he wasn't ashamed to labor and sweat and get tired. This makes perfect sense when you consider that when you first see God in the bible, he's working. It makes perfect sense since, before the Fall, he told Adam to work. God is a working, labouring God. Not only is work not a curse, but working apparently doesn't degrade you as a minister. It wasn't beneath the dignity of Jesus Christ to be 'bi-vocational'.
I went to a preachers fellowship once and at the beginning of the meeting they asked all of the preachers to stand up. I stood up. They went around the room and all of us introduced ourselves and told what church we were from. Afterwards somebody approached me and asked me where I ministered at. I told them that I was a street preacher and gave them the name of my church. They said "Uh yeah, that standing up and introducing thing? That was for real preachers. You know, pastors, evangelists, full time guys. I'm sure you understand." I checked my impulse to wallop the guy and assured him that I did understand and that I wouldn't make that mistake again. We certainly get some strange ideas about the ministry sometimes.
I know what the Bible says about how you shouldn't "muzzle the ox that treads out the corn" and how "they which preach the gospel should live of the gospel" and I've heard the same pompousness and scorn that you probably have against bi-vocational minsters . I've heard them called 'part-time preachers'. There is absolutely no scriptural backing for such an attitude. After all, Jesus Christ apparently drove a nail or two in his day. When presented with this fact, some will l say that Jesus only worked a secular job until he began his ministry, then he , of course, went full-time. Presumably he had 'arrived' like them and was now a 'real preacher'. Let's look at the Apostle Paul then.
In Acts 18, we see in the life of Paul that "After these things Paul departed from Athens, and came to Corinth; And found a certain Jew named Aquila, born in Pontus, lately come from Italy, with his wife Priscilla; (because that Claudius had commanded all Jews to depart from Rome:) and came unto them. And because he was of the same craft, he abode with them, and wrought : for by their occupation they were tentmakers. And he reasoned in the synagogue every sabbath, and persuaded the Jews and the Greeks." He was of the "same craft" and "wrought". Nine chapters or so after being 'called to preach', Paul was still making tents to make ends meet and pay for his living expenses and his ministry. Being a working man didn't keep him from preaching, and it didn't make him any less of a preacher.
Do not let the brethren or the devil ( who appear to be in league with each other some times) beat you up if you get up every morning and go to work to pay your bills and feed your family, as if somehow you are entangled with the world or a second-class minister. If you take care of the things in life you are commanded to take care of (1 Tim 5:8) and preach when the opportunity presents itself, you have done what the Bible commands and you have nothing to be ashamed of. If your ministry supports you, you should thank God that you are allowed to do the work of the ministry full time. You also ought to really do it full-time, by the way. Your life is made possible because somebody else gets up and goes to work and takes part of what they earn and gives it to you. Your opportunity costs them something. Act like it. They do that so that you can labour, not so you can sleep in and go play golf with your preacher buddies. You ought to work at least as hard as anybody that contributes to your ministry, because the truth is, you owe them. But if it doesn't work out that way, and you still go to work every day, you haven't done anything wrong.
I have a friend named Jack who lives in Wisconsin. Jack and his wife are publick ministers, and they have never managed to garner any significant financial support. Every year, Jack works a job in Wisconsin and he and his wife live very frugally until they save up 10 or 12 thousand dollars. He then quits his job and they travel around the country preaching until the money runs out. When the money runs out they start all over. Jack's perspective is that the Bible does not say 'Go ye into all the world and somebody else will foot the bill'. Along the same lines,I am a fully-funded evangelist. I acheive my fully-funded-ness by getting up and going to work. I pay my bills, I feed my kids, I support other ministries financially, and I take whatever is left over and I fund myself. I work overtime to buy gospel tracts, or to put gas in a vehicle to go minister. That's not a burden, it's an honor.
We have such a warped perspective that if we go somewhere to minister and we don't get an offering, we feel as if we have been wronged somehow Nobody owes you anything for preaching or singing or praying or encouraging or edifying. What's wrong with paying your own way? What's wrong with putting gas in your car, and giving your time, your gifts, your energy to a bunch of people , saved or lost from whom you will receive absolutely nothing in return? What's wrong with being 'bi-vocational'?
2 Corinthians 8 says "Moreover, brethren, we do you to wit of the grace of God bestowed on the churches of Macedonia; How that in a great trial of affliction the abundance of their joy and their deep poverty abounded unto the riches of their liberality. For to their power, I bear record , yea, and beyond their power they were willing of themselves; Praying us with much intreaty that we would receive the gift, and take upon us the fellowship of the ministering to the saints. And this they did, not as we hoped , but first gave their own selves to the Lord, and unto us by the will of God." Great works of God are not only financed by carpenters and tent makers and people that work at Wal-Mart and people that fix air-conditioners, but great works of God are also performed by such people who feed their families and pay their bills and pay other people's bills and keep their cars running and pray and weep and give and preach. I have seen people fawn over the big-name evangelist, but let me let you in on a little secret; he doesn't exist. There is no such thing as a big-name preacher. He is a big pile of damaged goods that God , in his mercy, allows to serve, and if both of you are obeying the Bible, neither of you is doing any more for God than the other.
You may look at the guy with the big ministry in the spotlight and say to yourself that, by comparison, God isn't using you. Says who?
I recently preached a Sunday night service and afterwards a young girl wanted to speak to me. She went on and on about what a help the message was ( which makes me very uncomfortable, but I haven't figured out a way to politely make them stop) and she began to fawn a bit. She acted like it was a big honor to talk to me, but the truth is, she is more important than I am, and it was an honor for her to take her time to talk to me. Let's keep some perspective, shall we?
Friday, June 27, 2014
Sin Makes You Free
In case you aren't familiar with the above slogan, allow me to translate it for you; work makes you free. That sign hung above the front gate of Auschwitz as well as a number of other German camps, and was often the first thing the detainees would see as they were hustled through the gate. That sign isn't there by accident; it was yet another part of a great violation perpetrated by a monstrous regiment. I am of the mindset that this particular sign is as evil, if not more evil than anything that happened inside Auschwitz's gates. Long before you were sorted into a 'live' or 'work to death' group , you saw this sign. Long before your belongings were taken from you and you saw your wife and children for the last time, you saw this sign. Long before you were offered a shower, you saw this sign. Long before you were tattooed with a number, you saw this sign. That sign was there to keep you from panicking, to keep the crowd under control. It was a calculated lie so at odds with all other evidence that you didn't resist until it was too late. Some camps, particularly Treblinka, were made to look like railway stations, complete with fake train schedules and landscaping.
People strolled casually along, and although there were armed guards and vicious dogs and towers and barbed wire, the detainees assured themselves that their concerns must be misplaced. Surely no one would hang a sign up promising freedom if all they offered me was slavery and death, would they? Nazi guards even offered to hold the teddy bears of small children while they took a 'shower'. The effect was very successful that, according to survivor Olga Albogen.
"…We didn't even say goodbye to Mother and the little ones. We just had some food yet from home and I gave it to my mother and said, 'We'll see you tonight.' And that was it and I never saw them again. It was such a commotion there in Auschwitz… So many people… And when they emptied the wagons, thousands and thousands and trains kept on coming from all over Europe, not just Hungary. It was just unbelievable."The Nazi's make convenient villains, in that their actions were so very horrific, but dastardly characters of exactly the same stripe still roam among us, and the tactic is still the same; come with us , and we'll make you free. These villains show their face in the advertisements for beer, wine and liquor. The advertisements always show a group of smiling people having a blast. The men are all handsome, the women all busty and friendly.The message is clear; these people are having fun, and our product got them there. Drink will make you free.
These villains show their face in the plotlines of movies and television shows where adultery and fornication or perversion are portrayed with great glamor. Basic animal urges are indulged with reckless abandon, and no consequences. The message is clear; indulging your flesh will make you free.
These villains show their face in the sitcoms where the bumbling dad is rescued from his own ineptitude by his strong-willed wife or his smart-mouthed kids.Over and over again, they preach their gospel of how the kids know best, or the wife knows best. The message is clear; the old ways are foolish. Rebellion will make you free.
Just as the villains of old didn't mention the gas chambers, or the mass graves, or the starvation, their modern day counterparts leave out quite a bit. The liquor ad conveniently omits that the fun party girl doesn't really look like that, and even if she did, their product will wreck her beauty in short order. The bartender doesn't mention the wino at the end of the bar who has been playing this game, and losing, long before you came along to try your luck at it. If battered wives and shattered homes and broken vows are mentioned at all, they are used as an example of someone who took it too far. The poor sap at the bar stool is reassured, in a hundred different ways, that the debris field of ruined lives is the exception not the rule. Pay no attention to what's right there in front of your eyes, just remember that you're having fun, and having fun will make you free.
The cinematic villains will never show you the hospital beds and broken hearts and seared consciences that the life they promoted has caused. If they do, they will do their best to ennoble the AIDS patient or glamorize the unwed mother.The movie stars , by their wealth and celebrity are often shielded from the consequences of their actions, but you aren't. You know this, if you stop and look at what is right in front of your eyes. But most people won't because after all, there's a sign up that says we can be free if we play their game.
The sitcom villains will never show you the bitter wife who has struggled to be in charge then found it to be an empty , unfulfilling thing. They won't show you the estranged families that result from rebellious children. They will white-wash over parents ashamed by their children, and children who are strangers to their parents. Whole generations can be destroyed this way. Rebellion is as the sin of witchcraft, but they still claim it will make you free.
In fact, the only place where you can get the truth about those signs is in an old black book that sits patiently waiting at the heart of human experience. It sits there as a discerner of the thoughts and intents of the heart, watching humanity walk around it and pretend it's not there. It warns that "the wages of sin is death" and that "the soul that sinneth, it shall surely die". It says, to whoever will listen that "he that commiteth sin is the servant of sin" It speaks of a day in which God will "judge the world in righteousness". It tells you to "flee from the wrath to come."
Imagine a man standing at the gate to Auschwitz proclaiming, "Look at the guard towers, look at the dogs, look at the soldiers with guns. This is not freedom, this is death!" How many people would ignore him? How many people would look at the sign and say to themselves "Poor deluded fool. Can't he see the sign? Work makes us free." How many people would argue with him, or mock him? How many people would say to him "I agree with you, but this isn't the way to warn people. You have to be their friend first." If you sincerely believe that most people wouldn't just stroll on by into the gaping maws of their awaiting captors, I submit to you that you haven't spent much time spreading the gospel. That is exactly the nature of the opposition and exactly the nature of the ministry. We stand at the gates of sin and sorrow proclaiming that there is another way; repentance towards God and faith in the Lord Jesus Christ. Humanity strolls by, some indifferent, some hostile but most of them continuing on through the gates of death to the consequence-free liberty they have been promised.
It would make no sense to build a building with comfortable seats and air-conditioning off to the side of the gate and invite people going through the gate to stop by, if it wasn't too much trouble. The urgency of the hour demands that we "lift up our voice" and "cry aloud", The seriousness of what's inside the gates demands that we stand in the way, and compel whoever we can, even as we know that they "hate him that rebuketh in the gate". This is the gospel ministry. C.T. Studd said, "Some wish to live within the sound of church and chapel bell. I want to run a rescue shop within a yard of hell!"
Thursday, June 26, 2014
Napoleon May Have Been Right
"What is history, but a fable agreed upon?"
-Napoleon Bonaparte
I am a history geek. You have to know this going in. At any given point I am reading 4 or 5 books simultaneously, and at least 1 of them will be a history book. As we speak I am reading a history of the New Testament churches as well as an introduction to a study of the Middle Ages. My specialties tend to be American history with a Civil War emphasis, and church history( which is why most of my examples in this article come from those two worlds). I have read more church history than anybody I know , except maybe Doug Stauffer. I have read Esebuis and Plutarch and Josephus. I have multiple copies of Foxe's Book of Martyrs and Philip Schafer's work on church history. I have Mannheim's ecclesiastical history , and reports from most of the major English missionary societies from the 1830's. I've got books on the major revival movements in Scotland and Wales, and at least 2 or 3 books on the Waldensians and the Lollards. I have even tried my hand at writing a history book which apparently will never be finished. In researching it I read scores of obscure smaller histories, and it has become apparent to me that the thing I love so much about history also completely validates the Napoleonic sentiment.
The truth is that you never have all the facts. It is literally impossible to have all the facts. When I was researching my own history book I found that, at a certain point you no longer have any primary sources. What you have is somebody who quotes an earlier work; you don't have the earlier work itself. You have to, by necessity, trust that the quoter is giving you the proper context of the information. In case you have ever wondered what the big deal was about the library at Alexandria; that's it. A lot of primary sources went up in smoke, and all we have is people citing other people.
But even if you have the primary sources, the problem of not having all the facts doesn't end there. As an example, most of the early church history (the first 3 centuries especially) we have was written by the enemies of the church. We know who the martyrs are because their oppressors kept records of who they killed, but all you know about them is what their murderers wrote down. It's hardly an unbiased source, and hardly gives you the complete picture of who that person was. All you have is a brief snapshot of that persons life, usually at the very end of that life, written by people who thought the subject was deluded or dangerous, or both.
Even if you have the primary source, and the source is unbiased, the next problem is that any attempt to chronicle history involves, by necessity, oversimplification and generalization. If you take one life, that life literally touches dozens or hundreds of other lives, and to get the story that you're trying to get, you have to at least briefly touch these other lives. For example, General Robert E. Lee's father was 'Lighthorse' Harry Lee, a Revolutionary War hero who, after the war, acquired such massive debts through bad business deals that he only way his son Robert could afford college was to attend West Point. Without Lighthorse squandering the family funds, Robert never goes to West Point and never becomes the famous general. He would most likely have studied engineering like his older brother and died in complete obscurity. Nobody exists in a vacuum and any story leads to a hundred other stories. It's impossible to have all the facts, and the facts you do have almost require a certain amount of omission.
Part of this oversimplification process involves making sweeping statements, some of which are pretty hard to back up by themselves. Groups don't have beliefs, people do, and to make a statement like "The early church believed.." or "Antebellum Southerners felt.." means you have to take the opinions, convictions, and passions of hundreds of thousands of people and condense them into one or two statements. It's impossible to say the early church 'believed' anything because within that community you could literally find scores of opinions on any given subject, just as you could today. But the attempt to tell a history sometimes forces you to present a group of people as a homogenous glob of opinion whether you intend to or not. It's easier with individuals. I could say "Robert E. Lee said.." and then provide a quote, or "General Lee did.." and then describe a concrete, verifiable action. But the further you get away from the individual, the less accurate your history becomes, and I don't know of any way around that.
Undaunted by all these hurdles, the historian will sit down with his incomplete facts and his tangential accounts and try to make a coherent narrative of it all. Here is where the Michael Alford Principle of Life #2 comes into play; to wit "Everybody has an agenda." I have an agenda, you have an agenda. Everybody has an agenda. Having an agenda isn't a bad thing, but to understand anything about a history, you have to understand that the agenda exists. You don't have all the facts, and all the facts you do have aren't relevant, so you as the historian have to decide what facts to include. Whatever your agenda is will determine what you include and what you discard. Generalizations and simplifications are almost always crafted to fit a narrative.
Let's say two men sit down to write a biography on Elvis Presley. One of them doesn't care very much for him, so he chronicles the drug habits, and the constant fornication. He mentions the obsession with the bizarre, and he touches on Elvis's poor hygiene. He highlights the manipulation from Elvis's inner circle that eventually contributed to his death. The picture of Mr. Presley that he presents would be one of, as Steven Banks would say, "poor white trash turned rich white king".
The other biographer mentions Elvis's start in and lifelong love for gospel music. He talks about Elvis's strong family connections and his perpetual generosity. He dwells on the isolation that Presley's fame brought him, and the very real tragedy of such a good man trying to satisfy the constant demands from the not-so-good people around him. Both biographers are presenting facts, and both sets of facts are completely true. Both biographies are crafted to fit a narrative.
When you consider all this, you have to agree with the famous Frenchman, (who may not have even actually said it) that history really is a fable we all agree upon. I would go a step further though and say that most history is not only a fable we all agree upon, but a fable carefully crafted to present a certain view and to fit a certain narrative. There's always more to the story, and always something you're not being told. Frankly, that's the part I love, and also the part that drives me crazy.
-Napoleon Bonaparte
I am a history geek. You have to know this going in. At any given point I am reading 4 or 5 books simultaneously, and at least 1 of them will be a history book. As we speak I am reading a history of the New Testament churches as well as an introduction to a study of the Middle Ages. My specialties tend to be American history with a Civil War emphasis, and church history( which is why most of my examples in this article come from those two worlds). I have read more church history than anybody I know , except maybe Doug Stauffer. I have read Esebuis and Plutarch and Josephus. I have multiple copies of Foxe's Book of Martyrs and Philip Schafer's work on church history. I have Mannheim's ecclesiastical history , and reports from most of the major English missionary societies from the 1830's. I've got books on the major revival movements in Scotland and Wales, and at least 2 or 3 books on the Waldensians and the Lollards. I have even tried my hand at writing a history book which apparently will never be finished. In researching it I read scores of obscure smaller histories, and it has become apparent to me that the thing I love so much about history also completely validates the Napoleonic sentiment.
The truth is that you never have all the facts. It is literally impossible to have all the facts. When I was researching my own history book I found that, at a certain point you no longer have any primary sources. What you have is somebody who quotes an earlier work; you don't have the earlier work itself. You have to, by necessity, trust that the quoter is giving you the proper context of the information. In case you have ever wondered what the big deal was about the library at Alexandria; that's it. A lot of primary sources went up in smoke, and all we have is people citing other people.
But even if you have the primary sources, the problem of not having all the facts doesn't end there. As an example, most of the early church history (the first 3 centuries especially) we have was written by the enemies of the church. We know who the martyrs are because their oppressors kept records of who they killed, but all you know about them is what their murderers wrote down. It's hardly an unbiased source, and hardly gives you the complete picture of who that person was. All you have is a brief snapshot of that persons life, usually at the very end of that life, written by people who thought the subject was deluded or dangerous, or both.
Even if you have the primary source, and the source is unbiased, the next problem is that any attempt to chronicle history involves, by necessity, oversimplification and generalization. If you take one life, that life literally touches dozens or hundreds of other lives, and to get the story that you're trying to get, you have to at least briefly touch these other lives. For example, General Robert E. Lee's father was 'Lighthorse' Harry Lee, a Revolutionary War hero who, after the war, acquired such massive debts through bad business deals that he only way his son Robert could afford college was to attend West Point. Without Lighthorse squandering the family funds, Robert never goes to West Point and never becomes the famous general. He would most likely have studied engineering like his older brother and died in complete obscurity. Nobody exists in a vacuum and any story leads to a hundred other stories. It's impossible to have all the facts, and the facts you do have almost require a certain amount of omission.
Part of this oversimplification process involves making sweeping statements, some of which are pretty hard to back up by themselves. Groups don't have beliefs, people do, and to make a statement like "The early church believed.." or "Antebellum Southerners felt.." means you have to take the opinions, convictions, and passions of hundreds of thousands of people and condense them into one or two statements. It's impossible to say the early church 'believed' anything because within that community you could literally find scores of opinions on any given subject, just as you could today. But the attempt to tell a history sometimes forces you to present a group of people as a homogenous glob of opinion whether you intend to or not. It's easier with individuals. I could say "Robert E. Lee said.." and then provide a quote, or "General Lee did.." and then describe a concrete, verifiable action. But the further you get away from the individual, the less accurate your history becomes, and I don't know of any way around that.
Undaunted by all these hurdles, the historian will sit down with his incomplete facts and his tangential accounts and try to make a coherent narrative of it all. Here is where the Michael Alford Principle of Life #2 comes into play; to wit "Everybody has an agenda." I have an agenda, you have an agenda. Everybody has an agenda. Having an agenda isn't a bad thing, but to understand anything about a history, you have to understand that the agenda exists. You don't have all the facts, and all the facts you do have aren't relevant, so you as the historian have to decide what facts to include. Whatever your agenda is will determine what you include and what you discard. Generalizations and simplifications are almost always crafted to fit a narrative.
Let's say two men sit down to write a biography on Elvis Presley. One of them doesn't care very much for him, so he chronicles the drug habits, and the constant fornication. He mentions the obsession with the bizarre, and he touches on Elvis's poor hygiene. He highlights the manipulation from Elvis's inner circle that eventually contributed to his death. The picture of Mr. Presley that he presents would be one of, as Steven Banks would say, "poor white trash turned rich white king".
The other biographer mentions Elvis's start in and lifelong love for gospel music. He talks about Elvis's strong family connections and his perpetual generosity. He dwells on the isolation that Presley's fame brought him, and the very real tragedy of such a good man trying to satisfy the constant demands from the not-so-good people around him. Both biographers are presenting facts, and both sets of facts are completely true. Both biographies are crafted to fit a narrative.
When you consider all this, you have to agree with the famous Frenchman, (who may not have even actually said it) that history really is a fable we all agree upon. I would go a step further though and say that most history is not only a fable we all agree upon, but a fable carefully crafted to present a certain view and to fit a certain narrative. There's always more to the story, and always something you're not being told. Frankly, that's the part I love, and also the part that drives me crazy.
Monday, June 23, 2014
Happily Intolerant
It's an odd but constant refrain when we minister in public that we are 'intolerant'. This is usually parroted by someone who refuses to tolerate us. We are often called 'hateful' or 'judgmental' by people who are being hateful and judgmental. If we were truly any of those things, at least the accusations would make sense, but since people hear what they want to hear it's fairly common for exhortations of God's love as displayed on Calvary to be called 'hate speech'. We tell them God loves them, and they hear that God hates them, or at the very least they hear that we hate them. The evidence that we hate them is the fact that we spend our own money and our own time to go tell them that God loves them. We quietly and graciously (for the most part) take their verbal abuse while pleading with them on the Saviour's behalf. We do this because, apparently, we hate them. Hmmm....
In the George Orwell opus 1984, Big Brother was constantly changing what words mean. This was done in order to not only steer the conversation of his subjects, but to steer their thoughts. We don't have a Big Brother ( although we're getting really really close) but we do have a woefully mis-educated public that can no longer think, opting instead to repeat buzz words or catchphrases whose true meaning they no longer understand. It's not just that they all use words that don't mean what they think they mean, it's that there is a frightening uniformity as to the vocabulary of the scorners.This groupthink (another Orwellian contribution) is quite obvious when you realize that over the last two decades while preaching to thousands on both coasts in cities big and small, the same phrases and words are hurled at us over and over again. Words like 'intolerant' and 'hateful' and 'judgmental' pop up as if on some spiritual level everybody was reading off the same cue cards.
But to the scorners, I'll will play your game. I will concede that there are at least 2 definitions to these words; the correct ones and then the ones you use. I will grant you that although I may not be intolerant or hateful or judgmental according to the actual definitions of the words, I may very well be all those things in the scorner-alternate-universe dictionary.
Tolerance in the scorner lexicon appears to mean that you are willing to tolerate sin without once mentioning it. It's akin to having supper at someone's house without mentioning the rotting corpse underneath the table. No matter how bad it smells, and now matter how many flies circle around your head, you are expected to smile and continue eating. You are expected to choke back your gag reflex and , for the truly tolerant, praise the presence of the corpse with cheerful words like "He seems so lifelike, except for the squishy parts!" To point out the obvious , such as 'What's up with the stiff?', would be the height of impoliteness. The more sin you are willing to ignore, the more tolerant you are. The more tolerant you are, the more understanding and enlightened you are. The more understanding and enlightened you are, the better a person you are. A good person will ignore or even approve of gross, and destructive behavior. Maybe your dinner host likes the smell of rotted flesh during their meal. After all, who are you to judge?
Which brings us to the next term; judge. To judge is to ascertain that one item or activity is better or preferable to another. Judging implies an objective standard;ergo water is superior to arsenic for drinking purposes. That is the true definition of judge, but in the scorner dictionary, to judge is commit an unpardonable crime against society. Water is not necessarily superior to arsenic , you know. And corpse dinner company isn't necessarily superior to non-corpse dinner company. How intolerant of you to suggest such a thing!
Rounding out this ridiculous trinity is the word hateful. Now hateful is a tricky one, I must admit. You would think that to scream verbal abuses at a total stranger would be hateful. But in the thesaurus of scornfulness, hateful behavior can only be displayed by the intolerant. In fact, anything done or said by the intolerant can be declared hateful by a tolerant person. Having sufficiently displayed how tolerant they are (by welcoming the fetid corpse of sin with open arms) the tolerant are then free to abuse the intolerant by yelling or swearing or even throwing things. Such behavior is actually virtuous in the scorner lexicon, and should be protected behavior by the authorities. Conversely intolerant behavior such as public preaching or tract distribution or standing for righteousness should be punished. If this is hard for you to get your brain around, it's because you're intolerant. And stupid. So says the tolerant who are being neither judgmental nor hateful.
I guess there is no need to beat around the bush, I am, by their definition, all three. Guilty as charged. I am intolerant in that I point out things that grieve God according to the Bible. I judge that such things bring condemnation upon those that practice them. And I am completely hopelessly hateful in that I stand in public and point out the corpse of sin under the dining room table, and I do so without apology.
The reason I am happily intolerant (by their definition) and happily judgmental (by their definition) and happily hateful (by their definition) is because their definitions are absolutely moronic. Their definitions are upside down and backwards and are not only an affront to linguistics, and an affront to common sense but they are an affront to the God that made them, and to whom they will give account.
In the George Orwell opus 1984, Big Brother was constantly changing what words mean. This was done in order to not only steer the conversation of his subjects, but to steer their thoughts. We don't have a Big Brother ( although we're getting really really close) but we do have a woefully mis-educated public that can no longer think, opting instead to repeat buzz words or catchphrases whose true meaning they no longer understand. It's not just that they all use words that don't mean what they think they mean, it's that there is a frightening uniformity as to the vocabulary of the scorners.This groupthink (another Orwellian contribution) is quite obvious when you realize that over the last two decades while preaching to thousands on both coasts in cities big and small, the same phrases and words are hurled at us over and over again. Words like 'intolerant' and 'hateful' and 'judgmental' pop up as if on some spiritual level everybody was reading off the same cue cards.
But to the scorners, I'll will play your game. I will concede that there are at least 2 definitions to these words; the correct ones and then the ones you use. I will grant you that although I may not be intolerant or hateful or judgmental according to the actual definitions of the words, I may very well be all those things in the scorner-alternate-universe dictionary.
Tolerance in the scorner lexicon appears to mean that you are willing to tolerate sin without once mentioning it. It's akin to having supper at someone's house without mentioning the rotting corpse underneath the table. No matter how bad it smells, and now matter how many flies circle around your head, you are expected to smile and continue eating. You are expected to choke back your gag reflex and , for the truly tolerant, praise the presence of the corpse with cheerful words like "He seems so lifelike, except for the squishy parts!" To point out the obvious , such as 'What's up with the stiff?', would be the height of impoliteness. The more sin you are willing to ignore, the more tolerant you are. The more tolerant you are, the more understanding and enlightened you are. The more understanding and enlightened you are, the better a person you are. A good person will ignore or even approve of gross, and destructive behavior. Maybe your dinner host likes the smell of rotted flesh during their meal. After all, who are you to judge?
Which brings us to the next term; judge. To judge is to ascertain that one item or activity is better or preferable to another. Judging implies an objective standard;ergo water is superior to arsenic for drinking purposes. That is the true definition of judge, but in the scorner dictionary, to judge is commit an unpardonable crime against society. Water is not necessarily superior to arsenic , you know. And corpse dinner company isn't necessarily superior to non-corpse dinner company. How intolerant of you to suggest such a thing!
Rounding out this ridiculous trinity is the word hateful. Now hateful is a tricky one, I must admit. You would think that to scream verbal abuses at a total stranger would be hateful. But in the thesaurus of scornfulness, hateful behavior can only be displayed by the intolerant. In fact, anything done or said by the intolerant can be declared hateful by a tolerant person. Having sufficiently displayed how tolerant they are (by welcoming the fetid corpse of sin with open arms) the tolerant are then free to abuse the intolerant by yelling or swearing or even throwing things. Such behavior is actually virtuous in the scorner lexicon, and should be protected behavior by the authorities. Conversely intolerant behavior such as public preaching or tract distribution or standing for righteousness should be punished. If this is hard for you to get your brain around, it's because you're intolerant. And stupid. So says the tolerant who are being neither judgmental nor hateful.
I guess there is no need to beat around the bush, I am, by their definition, all three. Guilty as charged. I am intolerant in that I point out things that grieve God according to the Bible. I judge that such things bring condemnation upon those that practice them. And I am completely hopelessly hateful in that I stand in public and point out the corpse of sin under the dining room table, and I do so without apology.
The reason I am happily intolerant (by their definition) and happily judgmental (by their definition) and happily hateful (by their definition) is because their definitions are absolutely moronic. Their definitions are upside down and backwards and are not only an affront to linguistics, and an affront to common sense but they are an affront to the God that made them, and to whom they will give account.
Thursday, June 19, 2014
Tuesday, June 17, 2014
The Insanity of It All
I still haven't completely paid my property taxes. I know, I know. Calm down. Inherently more interesting than my slackedness in this most solemn of obligations ( according to some people) is the reaction from the entity of the local tax authority.
From their air-conditioned offices up the road they dispatched to me via the U.S.Post Office a small envelope that appeared to be from some outside contractor. It featured the same 'tear to open' style that a W-2 or 1099 arrives in. Emblazoned on the outside was the phrase 'IMPORTANT TAX INFORMATION INSIDE'. On the inside was a missive that addressed me as 'Dear Taxpayer'. My first thought was that not only was this insultingly anonymous and form-letter-ish, but it was very disingenuous. I highly doubt that I am 'dear' to them, except insomuch as their continued livelihood relies on my compliance. I think the word for that is 'parasite'.
The letter went on to say that their firm had been retained by the local tax authority in order to, if necessary implement a lien against my property, and if necessary facilitate the sale of my property to satisfy the number that the tax authority has decided I owe them. The letter gave me a deadline to meet, and failing to meet that deadline, a vaguely menacing process will be initiated, including the very real chance of the sale of my property. Fret not, I've got the money.
But ponder for a moment the sheer insanity of their demand. After all, that's what it is; a demand. The tax authority came up with an amount and, having offered me no services, demanded that I pay this amount. When I did not meet this demand in their timeline, they retained a firm to club me with. Their insanity is perfectly illustrated by the fact that they refer to it as 'your property' three times in this brief letter, and in the same paragraph, claim the ability to sell 'my' property.
My remaining tax bill is less than 500 dollars, but this firm appears to have been empowered by the tax authority to sell something they do not own in order to meet this obligation that I did not agree to. They are exercising a power I could not exercise, and a power nobody should be able to exercise. And as obvious as it is that nobody should be able to sell the property of another (especially as I doubt my acreage would sell for only 500 bucks and I also doubt I would receive the difference), somehow the tax authority has this counter-intuitive ability to sidestep the natural laws of property.
When people refer to taxation as theft, or say that the power to tax is the power to destroy this is exactly what they mean. With the power of the tax authority jabbing me in the ribs, I have no choice but to consent to the highwayman's demands. I'll give them their money, in person, and, if I get the chance, tell them exactly what I think of their filthy business. I won't pretend that it's legitimate or that it's anything less than thievery.
From their air-conditioned offices up the road they dispatched to me via the U.S.Post Office a small envelope that appeared to be from some outside contractor. It featured the same 'tear to open' style that a W-2 or 1099 arrives in. Emblazoned on the outside was the phrase 'IMPORTANT TAX INFORMATION INSIDE'. On the inside was a missive that addressed me as 'Dear Taxpayer'. My first thought was that not only was this insultingly anonymous and form-letter-ish, but it was very disingenuous. I highly doubt that I am 'dear' to them, except insomuch as their continued livelihood relies on my compliance. I think the word for that is 'parasite'.
The letter went on to say that their firm had been retained by the local tax authority in order to, if necessary implement a lien against my property, and if necessary facilitate the sale of my property to satisfy the number that the tax authority has decided I owe them. The letter gave me a deadline to meet, and failing to meet that deadline, a vaguely menacing process will be initiated, including the very real chance of the sale of my property. Fret not, I've got the money.
But ponder for a moment the sheer insanity of their demand. After all, that's what it is; a demand. The tax authority came up with an amount and, having offered me no services, demanded that I pay this amount. When I did not meet this demand in their timeline, they retained a firm to club me with. Their insanity is perfectly illustrated by the fact that they refer to it as 'your property' three times in this brief letter, and in the same paragraph, claim the ability to sell 'my' property.
My remaining tax bill is less than 500 dollars, but this firm appears to have been empowered by the tax authority to sell something they do not own in order to meet this obligation that I did not agree to. They are exercising a power I could not exercise, and a power nobody should be able to exercise. And as obvious as it is that nobody should be able to sell the property of another (especially as I doubt my acreage would sell for only 500 bucks and I also doubt I would receive the difference), somehow the tax authority has this counter-intuitive ability to sidestep the natural laws of property.
When people refer to taxation as theft, or say that the power to tax is the power to destroy this is exactly what they mean. With the power of the tax authority jabbing me in the ribs, I have no choice but to consent to the highwayman's demands. I'll give them their money, in person, and, if I get the chance, tell them exactly what I think of their filthy business. I won't pretend that it's legitimate or that it's anything less than thievery.
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