First up, yet another offering from our dear friend "Dr" Jeremy Nascimento, who lends his voice to the self-help genre. I honestly don't know where he finds the time to write all these books.
"Dr" Nascimento (who holds an esteemed laureate chair at Wassamata University in Moosylvania) continued his servitude to the general public with his next tome, in which he compiles and distills all of his homesteading wisdom into an easy-to-read guide for anyone who 's not afraid to take the very real risk they will starve to death.
Soon afterwards, yours truly found himself the subject of much scorn following a real 'hit job' expose in a once prestigious magazine that arose over what was really a very innocent misunderstanding. The bottom-feeding paparazzi will never rest until they get the incriminating , out-of-context photo that is a key feature in their livelihood. It is included here not to give any free press to my critics, but rather to give you, my loyal readers, some idea of the muckraking that passes for serious journalism these days.
As they say though, there is no such thing as bad publicity, and I'm sure my opponents were astonished when all the brouhaha catapulted my latest work to the bestseller list.
Just a few days later though, I found myself being misquoted in a popular entertainment magazine. These chuckleheads can't even properly spell cannibalism!!
Fortunately, being the unflappable work-aholic that I am, I pressed on with some ghost-writing, dipping into the biography realm with a man that is practically a household name.
Let this be a lesson to you young writers out there. work is always the solution.
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There is nothing like a good laugh in the morning! -- Natalie M.
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